Friday, September 9, 2011

Creepy Crawlies and other things to guard against...

When we came down to Oaxaca for our ten-day scouting trip in July, our hosts/friends Don and Patty warned to us to keep an eye out for scorpions...e.g. to not leave clothing on the bed or floor and to check all shoes before putting ones ten little piggies in.  Other than the occasional (outdoor) rattlesnack, what does Colorado have to offer in the way of pesty-creature training.  Oh, the Black Widow and mythical Brown Recluse spiders, perhaps?  Well at first it seemed that we had left safe lands and entered into a terrifying realm where a late night trip to the bathroom could result in a terrible arthropod sting and a trip to the hospital (or, if a retainer had been paid, a HOUSE VISIT from your doctor....I shit you not, Doctors here never got the elitist indoctrination of their Norte Americano bretheren and still gladly travel to your casa when you're ill. Anyway....).  So we checked our bed and pillows every night, always shook our clothes and shoes out before donning them, and only stood up on the floor at night with a light on to ensure no pests were prepared to ambush us.  We saw nothing the entire time.

So when we went to rent this house in San Felipe del Agua (SFDA) we asked about scorpions and other such dangers.  The owners assured us they "rarely" saw scorpions and the deadly snakes stayed at the very bottom of the property. Deadly snakes? Excuse me?  WTF!?!?

So when we arrived here in on August 16th we renewed our shoe smacking and clothes shaking practices.  But days passed without any scorpion OR snake sightings.

What we DID see were other items to fear instead:

1) Mothra:


The moth on the left is a "normal" sized moth...like a typical Miller moth common to Colorado.  The moth on the right startled us when it flew into a window screen of B's room one night.  Sounded like a small airplane was running into our house.



Obviously, a strict diet of anabolic steroids and sugar cane, coupled with a steady workout routine lifting cinderblocks daily has lead to SuperMoth's six inch wingspan.  I bet the bats have to take out knife and fork when they catch and eat one of these babies.  Anyway, after our initial fear subsided (and a few pictures were taken) we dropped Mothra from the Fear List...at least until one gets stuck in our hair some night while walking outside.  Like moths everywhere they just can't help themselves when the electric light calls to them. 

Oh, they come in other flavors (i.e. colors), too. E.g. tan, white, grey.  The body sans wings is about the size of my thumb, typically.  Wingshape varies, too. Size? Always BIG.  Bet they're fun to hit at 100KPH on a motorcycle (and machismo prrevents one from wearing head or eye protection, it would seem).


2) Spiders:  Our landlord (via a post-lease signing email) had also warned us that we would see spiders but that was life in this part of the world.  He told us that the housekeeper would kill the bad ones and show us which ones were harmless (and thus to be left alone to hunt pests).  We discovered some of these the first night we arrived at our new SFDA:






Those first two photos are of a small "Wally" spider....at least that is what I call them as they seem to prefer walls, hanging there fang-down waiting for their next meal.  They are VERY fast when they decide to move.  They are very flat with black and white/grey stripes running across all parts of their body.  Additionally they seem to be territorial, as each night we'd see the same Wallies pretty much hanging out in the same wall spots.  They are gone when we wake up, but return every night.  Or at least they did until we discovered our next spider type....

I came out of the bathroom late one night and found one of these guys crawling across the bedroom floor headed straight for Mer's shoes.   These two following pictures came from the next one we discovered a few days latter during the day.  It is smaller than the first one we found which was probably 150% the size of this guy.


Now I thought these were Wolf spiders, but now I'm not sure.  They don't match this photo of a (Mexican) Wolf spider nor any of the others on the list: http://www.mexicovacationtravels.com/family-travel/commom-eight-legged-natives-of-mexico.html

The legs of the Wolf spider look much thicker than these guys.  Anyway, the next night or so Meredith called me in to B's room where she had gone to check on him as he slept.  There a few feet above his bed on the wall it's up against hung one of these big-assed spiders.  Maybe 3.5 inches, oops, 9cm across.  Mommy decreed it was to be an extermination not a relocation.  SPLAT!  Quite a mess it left on the wall. 

So the next day we ask the housekeeper (in our VERY limited Spanish and her somewhat limited English) what level of the danger this spider poses.  I'm afraid she misunderstood our concerns as the next few days saw the disappearance of all the Wallies plus many sites of chemical massacre (e.g. large areas scattered with hundreds of dead ants, more moth bodies than usual found in the morning in the areas under the porch lights).


3) Finally after almost a week here I went out one morning to carry the trash to the trash collection area (worthy of a post in its own right, I assure you).  When I picked up the trashbag I found this underneath. I.e. a very sluggish and small scorpion.  Once again that is a clothespin for scale.  I was surprised how small, slow, and hard to kill this little guy was. The photo is out of focus...perhaps I was shaking.  :-)




 Now into our fourth week here we've all gotten pretty lazy about checking our shoes and such.  As with all things, given some time, the strange becomes familiar and thus the new scary becomes the boring and overlooked.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

eForm PDF for Mexican Immigration "Formato Básico" form

While working on the (further!) paperwork for our Mexican immigration visa (FM3) I came across these handy resources, including an English translation of the Formato Básico form (that is a PDF eFrom that can be filled out before printing).

http://www.mexconnect.com/articles/1975-visa-and-entry-requirements-2011-immigration-update

http://rollybrook.com/living_in_mexico.htm

http://www.rollybrook.com/Formato-Basico-English.pdf

Oh, and my other recent handy tool: "Spanish Caps Lock" a stand-alone executable for easily getting at those Español characters such as (á, ñ, ó) without having to mess with Windows ALT codes. Very handy!
http://www.onehourprogramming.com/spanish-accents/

Español Banking Terms for your Mexican Visa Efforts

Well this (i.e. http://costablanca.angloinfo.com/countries/spain/bankterms.asp ) was a start but some of these are wrong and some may be regional to Spain instead of Mexico (as needed for our Mexico VISA application/processing).  Thus my list of banking statement terms translated to Spanish from English.  I.e. DSD's translation of his bank statements from English to Español.  YippieKiEh, Motherfuckers!


English

Spanish

 

 

Account Number

Número de cuenta

Amount

Cantidad

Assets

Activos

ATM & Debit Card Withdrawals

ATM y Retiros Tarjeta de Débito

Balance

Saldo

Balance Summary

Resumen de saldo

Balancing Your Checkbook

Cotejar tu cuenta

Beginning Balance

Saldo Anterior

Card Purchase

Compra con Tarjeta

Card Purchase Return

Devolución

Card Purchase with PIN

Compra con Tarjeta con NIP

Checking Account Summary

Resumen de la cuenta de cheques

Checks Paid

Cheques Pagados

Continued

Seguido

Credit

Crédito

Customer Withdrawal

Retiro de cliente

Date

Fecha

Description

Concepto

Deposit

Depósito

Deposits and Additions

Depósitos y adiciones

Electronic Payment

Pago Electronico

Electronic Withdrawals

Retiros electrónicos

Ending Balance

Saldo final

Fees

Honorarios

Fees and Other Withdrawals

Honorarios y otros retiros

Free Checking

Cuenta gratis de cheques

Page 1 of 6

Página 1 de 6

Primary Account

Cuenta Principal

Savings Account

Cuenta Ahorros

Service Fee

Pago por Servicio

This Period

Este periodo

Total

Total

Total Assets

Total de Activos

Transaction Details

Detalles de la transacción

Transfer

Transferencia

Withdrawals and Other Fees

Retiros  y otros honorarios

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Waiting for TelMex

Tuesday August 23rd, 2011



Still no Internet today. The house’s property manager, Cipriano Ramos (who has been a HUGE help to us as we’ve been trying to get settled in here) called TelMex today and we went through the tier-1 tech support to no avail. There are supposed to send a technician out in “24 to 36 hours.”


At Teizcali school starts at 7:50AM. Since we don’t have a car we walk to school. Our _route_ takes about 20 to 25 minutes. Thus wake up time is around 6:15 or so. We are not a bright-and-early type of family so this early start time plus the one hour difference in time zones between Oaxaca and Denver, CO, USA means things are a bit grouchy around here.


After walking down to B’s school this morning I found out that TELMEX techs can show up well outside of American or Mexican “business hours.” They can seemingly come as early as 7 am and as late as 8pm….any day of the week. And if you miss them when they come you allegedly go to the bottom of the queue. I will not be leaving the house it seems.


Monday, August 22, 2011

Oaxaca School for B

The DSL Internet connection is down today  (i.e. Monday August 22nd, 2011) so we’ll have to write this up in Word and post it to Blogger.com later…..




Braeden started school today at his new private school, Colegio Teizcali. Realize that a private school here is not as exclusive or elitist as in America. Now that isn’t to say it can’t be exclusive or elitist here; some very private private schools are available here (as pretty much everywhere). But based on the information we rec’d from our Oaxacan resources (e.g. friends here, Internet sources), putting your kid in a public school is mostly a waste of time. From what I understand this mainly has to do with the stranglehold the Mexican teachers’ union has on the education system. There are probably ample information/opinion resources on that topic but suffice to say that Mexican educators seem to have studied the American Teamster’s playbook from that union’s “tough guy” years and amplified it tenfold. The children are simply pawns/hostages in a political game which leads to many days of cancelled school and very poor education practices when school actually is in session.


We arrived at school around 7:30 to find the typical collection of first-day-of-school parents and children. A few non-natives such as us were mixed in amongst the mostly Mexican crowd. We wore our no-habo-Español-gringo smiles as the Spanish-speaking staff, parents and kids stirred about in something slightly passing as organized kid herding. We eventually understood that the kids were being checked in by grade and then divided into new students and previous students. Once the previous students were let through the interior door to the classrooms & schoolyard area, the new students remained in the atrium/lobby/foyer lined up alphabetically by grade. Then slowly from the interior courtyard/schoolyard the new students names were called out. As the courtyard was around the corner of the interior doorway, we couldn’t see what was going on in there yet could hear clapping as each new student and their parent(s) walked around the corner into the schoolyard. When our turn came we found ourselves walking down a “pathway” through the courtyard leading to the (concrete paved) athletics area (the slightly winding pathway created across the open courtyard by two rows of fresh-cut flowers acting as pathway borders). All the staff and the returning students, as well as the new parents and kids already called in, stood about clapping and smiling at as us we walked to join the other fourth grade parents and students in the designated area.


Once all the new students had joined the assembly, a few short speeches (en Español) were given. E.g. the school principal welcomed everybody and had a boy and girl model this year’s uniforms. Next the microphone was taking over by a young man wearing black jogging-suit pants and a black t-shirt imprinted with “No Pain No Gain” (in English). The morning calisthenic begin…first _slow_ and then _faster_. Once this was done we re-assembled in our grade groups and the kids were taken to their respective classrooms by their new teachers.


Afterwards we stood around talking with two parents we met: Jeff, a gringo lawyer from CA, and Humberto, a native. Since both are bilingual we asked them what the highlights of the morning’s speech were. “Nothing of importance” was Jeff’s response.


At 2:50 school was released and Meredith and I walked back down to school to fetch our son and his 20lbs…oops…~10Kg of school supplies. No lockers or cubbies, it seems. At the afternoon swarm we met Jeff’s wife Kim, as well as a different Kim, and another couple from CA – Mark and Natasha, as well as a Nina. Mark and Natasha and “different Kim” (tagged as “Kim #1” by Meredith) are all new to Tiezcali and Oaxaca. The other gringos in our new clique have been here for a year or more. Actually, Mark and Natasha’s family have been vacationing in Oaxaca for years, but, like us, have just moved down here to live here for a year. I’m worried we’ll congregate as English speakers and forego immersion time in Mexico. Especially since I detect a since of relief and interest in getting to know these fellow Americans who have either already learned the things we’re currently facing or are struggling with the same culture-shock concurrently.